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TBMC Edit | The Anti-Hustle Slogan Tee Subscription

TBMC Edit | The Anti-Hustle Slogan Tee Subscription

Regular price £21.95 GBP
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First 25 members: £21.95/month, forever. Everyone else: £23.95.

The tee you didn't have the energy to go and find.

One design a month, made exclusively for members. You don't have to browse, compare, or open seventeen tabs and give up. We pick it, we print it, it turns up. That's rather the point.

100% organic ringspun combed cotton, 155gsm. Shows up every month without being asked, which is more than most things manage.

How the Club works

One exclusive tee, every month. Each design is made just for the subscription, you won't find it anywhere else on the site.

Join any time, no waiting for a window. Sign up whenever you like and you're in. We still print each month's design as one batch, so there's a cutoff before it goes to press, sign up after that and you'll simply start with the following month's design.

Your tee ships between the 20th and the 25th. Packed by an actual person, at an actual kitchen table, in between shifts.

Skip, pause, or cancel whenever. All of it from your account in a couple of clicks. If you go to cancel, we might slide in with one offer to see if we can win you back, say no and that's the end of it, no five-times-asking, no guilt trip.

Fit: True to size, relaxed through the body. If you usually take a Medium, stay in your Medium.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or air dry to keep the print looking new for longer.

Heads up: colours may look slightly different IRL than on your screen. That's DTF printing for you.

Size guide

Garment measurements (cm)

Size XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Half Chest 44 46 48 52 55 58 62 66 71 76
Body Length 62 64 68 72 74 76 78 80 82 83
Sleeve Length 17.5 18.5 20 21.5 22 22.5 23 23.5 23.5 23.5

All garment measurements in cm, laid flat. Approximate, for guidance only.

To fit chest size

Size XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Chest (inch) 34 36 38 40 43 45 48 52 55 58

Not sure what size to grab? Measure around the fullest part of your chest and match it to the "to fit" row above, that's the actual body size each shirt is designed for. Not all sizes available on every design, so check the dropdown above.

Questions before you subscribe

Will the price go up?

Eventually, for new members, yes. If you're one of the first 25, your £21.95 rate is locked in for as long as you keep your subscription active.

Will I get charged twice if I join mid-month?

No. Your first payment covers your first tee, whenever that lands. Your next payment isn't until the 5th of the month after that. It takes one cycle to fall into step with everyone else, then it's the same date every month.

Can I cancel or skip a month?

Yes, whenever you like. No guilt trip email, no "are you sure?" pop-up five times in a row. Manage it all from your account.

Sizing and returns?

Standard unisex sizing, full guide above. Every tee's made for you when you order, so there's no spare stock to swap into. Check the guide before you buy. If we send the wrong size, email us and we'll sort it.

What if it turns up wrong or damaged?

That one's on us. Email us within 30 days with a photo and we'll sort a free replacement, no forms, no fuss.

Do you ship outside the UK?

Not yet. Right now it's UK addresses only, because we'd rather get this properly right on our own doorstep than promise the world and post it late.

What will you actually email me?

A heads-up whenever a new design drops, and the occasional thing in between that we think you'll enjoy. Not daily. Not at 6am about optimising your morning routine. One click to leave, no hard feelings.

People already say nice things

"The service was amazing and this T-shirt is so ridiculously on the money. The message, the fit, the whole thing feels like it was made for me. I laughed the second I saw it because... yes. This is absolutely my last nerve. Love it."

★★★★★

Anonymous — This Is My Last Nerve Tee

"The most accurate saying that sums me up to a tee! Really made my friends and family laugh. Great communication and delivery. Excellent service all round. Thank you."

★★★★★

Jolene — Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow Either

Real reviews from the core range. Each month's Club design is a surprise, but you get the idea.

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