The Subscription

The Waitlist Is Open

One shirt a month. Never reprinted. Never basic.

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First drop: doors open October 1st UK delivery only, for now

The Subscription hasn't launched yet, so no, you haven't missed anything. Get on the list now and you'll know before anyone else does.

Join the Waitlist ↓
£21.95/month One design a month, never repeated Doors open the 1st to the 5th UK addresses only
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One exclusive tee, every month, then it's dead to us. We'd rather make one thing worth having than churn out the same design until it stops meaning anything. Don't ask for it back.
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First access, always. Waitlist members get the heads-up before anyone else even knows the design exists. You're welcome.
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Strictly UK, for now. We keep our circle small and our shipping fast. If you're outside the UK, join the list anyway and we'll tell you the second that changes.
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Not fussed about waiting? The Overspill (our separate, always-available core range) is just sitting there, fully stocked, mildly judging you for holding out this long.
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Not the Subscription tee. That one's still under wraps.

October
The very first Subscription tee. Design still under wraps. Even we're a bit excited, and we made the thing.

How the timing works

  • Doors open the 1st to the 5th of each month, then they shut. Miss the window and you're waiting for the next one.
  • You pay when you join. That payment is for that month's tee.
  • Your tee ships between the 18th and the 25th, to UK addresses only.
  • After that, billing is the 5th of every month. One payment, one tee, no maths.

We keep the window short because every design is printed as a single run and then retired, which only works if we know exactly how many to make. Cancel any time before a billing date and you won't be charged.

Questions before you join

Do you ship outside the UK?

Not yet. Right now it's UK addresses only, because we'd rather get this properly right on our own doorstep than promise the world and post it late. If you're elsewhere, join the list anyway. You'll be the first to know if that changes.

I missed the window. Now what?

You wait for the 1st, same as everyone else. Join the waitlist and we'll remind you before doors open, because we assume you're busy rather than uninterested.

What will you actually email me?

A heads-up before doors open, a nudge before they shut, and the occasional thing in between that we think you'll enjoy. Not daily. Not at 6am about optimising your morning routine. One click to leave, no hard feelings.

Can I cancel or skip a month?

Yes, whenever you like. No guilt trip email, no "are you sure?" pop-up five times in a row. Manage it all from your account.

What about sizing?

Standard unisex sizing, nothing mysterious. Full size guide's on the product page so you're not guessing.

What if my shirt turns up wrong or damaged?

That one's on us. Email us within 30 days with a photo and we'll sort a free replacement, no forms, no fuss.

Can I return it or swap for a different size?

Every tee's made specifically for you when you order it, so there's no spare stock sitting around to swap into. Check the size guide properly before you buy. That said, if you genuinely got sent the wrong size, email us. We're not going to leave you stuck with a shirt you can't wear.

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Not waiting until October?

Fair. The Overspill is our always-available range, no doors, no windows, no waiting. Tees that say the thing you've been swallowing all week.

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