The Subscription

The Waitlist Is Open

One shirt a month. Exclusive designs. Never basic.

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First drop: October 1st UK delivery only, for now

Not launched yet, so you haven't missed anything. Get on the list and you'll hear first.

First 25 members: £21.95/month, forever. Everyone else: £23.95.

First 20 members also get a free "I'm Coping, Don't Ask How" tote with their first shirt.

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£21.95/month + shipping Exclusive design every month Join anytime, no windows UK only

"It's just a t-shirt."

Sure is. It's also the one thing this month that isn't a decision, a chore, or something you have to run past anyone first. You didn't need it. You wanted it. Here, those get to be the same thing.

Woman wearing a vintage white t-shirt reading 'this is my last nerve' in black script with a green highlight Close-up of a vintage white t-shirt with a black left-chest stamp reading 'Certified Real, My Face Has No Filter, Unfiltered' Woman wearing a vintage white t-shirt reading 'SIDE EYE' in red block letters, with jeans

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The core range. October's Club design is still under wraps.

How the timing works

  • The cart's always open. Join whenever. No windows, nothing to miss.
  • You're charged the day you join. That covers your first tee.
  • Join by the 5th and your tee ships that month, between the 18th and 25th. Join after and it ships with next month's run. We'll email you the date.
  • Then it's the 5th every month. One payment, one tee.

Each design gets its month in the Club, then we move on to the next one. Cancel any time before a billing date and you won't be charged.

Questions before you join

Will the price go up?

Eventually, for new members, yes. If you're one of the first 25, your £21.95 rate is locked in for as long as you keep your subscription active.

Do I get anything for joining early?

If you're one of the first 20 members, yes. A free "I'm Coping, Don't Ask How" tote ships with your first shirt, no extra charge, nothing to do.

Will I get charged twice if I join mid-month?

No. Your first payment covers your first tee, whenever that lands. Your next payment isn't until the 5th of the month after that. It takes one cycle to fall into step with everyone else, then it's the same date every month.

Can I cancel or skip a month?

Yes, whenever you like. No guilt trip email, no "are you sure?" pop-up five times in a row. Manage it all from your account.

Sizing and returns?

Standard unisex sizing, full guide on the product page. Every tee's made for you when you order, so there's no spare stock to swap into. Check the guide before you buy. If we send the wrong size, email us and we'll sort it.

What if it turns up wrong or damaged?

That one's on us. Email us within 30 days with a photo and we'll sort a free replacement, no forms, no fuss.

Do you ship outside the UK?

Not yet. Right now it's UK addresses only, because we'd rather get this properly right on our own doorstep than promise the world and post it late. If you're elsewhere, join the list anyway. You'll be the first to know if that changes.

What will you actually email me?

A heads-up whenever a new design drops, and the occasional thing in between that we think you'll enjoy. Not daily. Not at 6am about optimising your morning routine. One click to leave, no hard feelings.

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Not waiting until October?

Fair. The Overspill is our always-available range, no doors, no windows, no waiting. Tees that say the thing you've been swallowing all week.

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