The Subscription
One shirt a month. Exclusive designs. Never basic.
Not launched yet, so you haven't missed anything. Get on the list and you'll hear first.
First 25 members: £21.95/month, forever. Everyone else: £23.95.
First 20 members also get a free "I'm Coping, Don't Ask How" tote with their first shirt.
Join the Waitlist ↓"It's just a t-shirt."
Sure is. It's also the one thing this month that isn't a decision, a chore, or something you have to run past anyone first. You didn't need it. You wanted it. Here, those get to be the same thing.
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The core range. October's Club design is still under wraps.
People Already Say Nice Things
"The service was amazing and this T-shirt is so ridiculously on the money. The message, the fit, the whole thing feels like it was made for me. I laughed the second I saw it because... yes. This is absolutely my last nerve. Love it."
★★★★★
Anonymous — This Is My Last Nerve Tee
"The most accurate saying that sums me up to a tee! Really made my friends and family laugh. Great communication and delivery. Excellent service all round. Thank you."
★★★★★
Jolene — Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow Either
Real reviews from the core range. The Club tee's still under wraps, but you get the idea.
Get in before it's a thing
A heads-up before October 1st, and the odd thing in between. Leave whenever you like. UK delivery only at the moment.
How the timing works
- The cart's always open. Join whenever. No windows, nothing to miss.
- You're charged the day you join. That covers your first tee.
- Join by the 5th and your tee ships that month, between the 18th and 25th. Join after and it ships with next month's run. We'll email you the date.
- Then it's the 5th every month. One payment, one tee.
Each design gets its month in the Club, then we move on to the next one. Cancel any time before a billing date and you won't be charged.
Questions before you join
Will the price go up?
Eventually, for new members, yes. If you're one of the first 25, your £21.95 rate is locked in for as long as you keep your subscription active.
Do I get anything for joining early?
If you're one of the first 20 members, yes. A free "I'm Coping, Don't Ask How" tote ships with your first shirt, no extra charge, nothing to do.
Will I get charged twice if I join mid-month?
No. Your first payment covers your first tee, whenever that lands. Your next payment isn't until the 5th of the month after that. It takes one cycle to fall into step with everyone else, then it's the same date every month.
Can I cancel or skip a month?
Yes, whenever you like. No guilt trip email, no "are you sure?" pop-up five times in a row. Manage it all from your account.
Sizing and returns?
Standard unisex sizing, full guide on the product page. Every tee's made for you when you order, so there's no spare stock to swap into. Check the guide before you buy. If we send the wrong size, email us and we'll sort it.
What if it turns up wrong or damaged?
That one's on us. Email us within 30 days with a photo and we'll sort a free replacement, no forms, no fuss.
Do you ship outside the UK?
Not yet. Right now it's UK addresses only, because we'd rather get this properly right on our own doorstep than promise the world and post it late. If you're elsewhere, join the list anyway. You'll be the first to know if that changes.
What will you actually email me?
A heads-up whenever a new design drops, and the occasional thing in between that we think you'll enjoy. Not daily. Not at 6am about optimising your morning routine. One click to leave, no hard feelings.
Not waiting until October?
Fair. The Overspill is our always-available range, no doors, no windows, no waiting. Tees that say the thing you've been swallowing all week.
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