The Bare Minimum Club
Not today. Maybe not tomorrow either Tee - Black
Not today. Maybe not tomorrow either Tee - Black
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Not today. Maybe not tomorrow either.
No promises about Wednesday. This is a long-term commitment to short-term honesty about your energy levels.
100% organic ringspun combed cotton, 155gsm. Reliable, unlike your motivation.
Fit: True to size, relaxed through the body. If you usually take a Medium, stay in your Medium.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or air dry to keep the print looking new for longer.
Heads up: colours may look slightly different IRL than on your screen. That's DTF printing for you.
Size guide
Garment measurements (cm)
| Size | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Half Chest | 44 | 46 | 48 | 52 | 55 | 58 | 62 | 66 | 71 | 76 |
| Body Length | 62 | 64 | 68 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 | 80 | 82 | 83 |
| Sleeve Length | 17.5 | 18.5 | 20 | 21.5 | 22 | 22.5 | 23 | 23.5 | 23.5 | 23.5 |
All garment measurements in cm, laid flat. Approximate, for guidance only.
To fit chest size
| Size | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (inch) | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 | 43 | 45 | 48 | 52 | 55 | 58 |
Not sure what size to grab? Measure around the fullest part of your chest and match it to the "to fit" row above, that's the actual body size each shirt is designed for. Not all sizes available on every design, so check the dropdown above.
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